There are some strange laws out there that I, as a swinger, am glad I don’t have to worry about.
For example, in Columbia it’s legal for a man to shoot his wife and her lover if he finds them in bed together. That’d be a bit of a bugger for me if Malc ever decided he didn’t want to swing anymore, came home from work one day and found me in a compromising position. I mean, it’s not as if it’s unusual for me to be having sex in the house when he gets back as he’s often away for several days and doesn’t always know when he’s going to be back himself. Luckily, he’s more prone to join in than to want to shoot anybody!
This one wouldn’t affect me but I know a lot of people who it would. In Peru, if your caught having anal sex you can be hanged and then your body burned on a bonfire! I doubt that’s the kind of heat your average swinger’s looking for!
Here’s one that would very definitely affect me. In Bolivia a woman’s only allowed to drink one sip of wine. Anything more and she’s considered a slapper and her husband can file for divorce. Well I can’t see Malc getting upset about me drinking more than one sip, in fact he’d be surprised if I drank anything less than a bottle, but if I’m gonna be called a slapper, at least let it be for something that was fun!
The poor women of Jordan sound as thought they’re in much the same position as those in King Tambo’s harem because their husbands need only have sex with them once every four months. Still, I suppose that’s better than what some women have to put up with, which is once a week after he’s been down the pub supping lager all night! Two thrusts, a moan and then snoring!
Sadie xxx
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