The Fun of Feathers

Our Susie, the lovely lass who writes for The Daily Jolly, brought some feathers into work with her last Monday.

Evidently she’d been to a party during the weekend where every guest was given a feather and asked to think of something they could use it for. Some tried making quill pens out of them, others used them as dusters, but our Susie, being a bit of a girl, thought she’d stick it up her best friend’s skirt and give her a personal tickle! Sound like just the sort of thing I’d do!

From what she told us, it had caused quite a laugh, even though there were a couple of stick-in-the-muds who thought she was being vulgar (but as she said, “Sod ‘em”).

Anyway, messing around with her feathers got me thinking. I needed some feathers of my own to have some fun with. The thing is, decent feathers aren’t easy to find so when I finally found some fantastic ostrich feathers, I was over the moon!

I bought a couple of purple ones and couple of the black ones, and waited eagerly for my parcel to arrive. Luckily, the company send their goods by first class Royal Mail so by the following day, I had my feathers and was ready to do some serious tickling!

Poor Malc didn’t know what hit him that night! Mind you, I say “poor” Malc, but really it should be “lucky” Malc because he sure as hell enjoyed himself. Well, the size of his hard-on definitely gave me that impression, anyway! And when he started trailing a feather between my nether lips… wow, did it turn me on! Need I say more?

If you’re looking for something to bring a little extra pizazz to your sex life, look no further than a few feathers. With a little imagination, you’ll have the time of your life!

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