OK, I’m gonna get really serious now. Time and time again I see swingers making the mistake of believing that even after massage games, with their hands, cocks and treasure troves seeped in oily lubricants, they’ll be safe from STDs if they use a condom.

Nothing could be further from the truth!

Now I’m no party pooper but you really need to be aware that some massage oils will erode the latex leaving the condom next to useless.

I’m not saying you shouldn’t enjoy a good massage, what I’m saying is stick with water-based oils and you’ll be able to rub it in anywhere you like without fear of it damaging your condom.

The same goes for lubricants that aren’t specifically designed for the purpose of making sex more comfortable. I know a lot of older ladies need to “juice thing up” a bit sometimes, but whatever you do, don’t use petroleum jelly or baby oil. I’d personally suggest you stick with KY jelly and other lubricants that are produced for this specific purpose.

Safe sex is the sensible option and while I love the thought of you all having a good time, remember that caution is the parent of safety.

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