Yummy Sex
My apologies to anybody who’s been on my blog recently only to discover that there have been no updates. I was admitted to hospital and with no Internet access, there was no way of letting you know.
One good thing (the only good thing?) about being an in-patient is that people bring you lots of sweets and stuff to eat. I have to confess, I’m a lady with a very sweet tooth. Give me some sweet strawberries dipped in chocolate and I’m anybody’s! It’s hardly surprising I love using sweet food as a sexual prop, is it?
All sorts of sweet and sticky delights can be used to enhance the sexual experience although my personal favourites are:
- whipped cream
- honey
- glacé cherries
- maltesers
- and, of course, those chocolate dipped strawberries.
What you can do with food in the bedroom is really only limited by your imagination but you do need to take a few safety measures into account.
Irritants
Be careful when applying a new food to the genital areas because they could irritate or cause an allergic reaction to the sensitive skin. If burning or itching occurs, remove the food and wash the area immediately.
Insertion
As above, always be careful when using a good for the first time. Never insert anything with sharp edges into the vagina or anus. Even ice should be sucked for a while before insertion, in order to remove any nasty edges that could damage the skin.
Sugar is off limits in the vagina. Even tiny amounts can lead to yeast growth and a lot can causing lasting damage. This applies to anything that contains sugar, including fruit, sweetened whipped cream, sugary drinks and liqueur. Alcohol is also a bad idea whether used in the front or the back.
If you fancy using a sausage or a salami as a dildo, cover it with a condom. The preservatives can cause nasty problems in the vagina.
If you use food to penetrate the anus, don’t eat it afterwards. That ought to go without saying, but really, do it and you’ll be playing with fire. There’s stuff in your bowel content that can cause serious problems to your health.
And last of all, blowing air into the vagina can lead to a fatal embolism.
So there you go. Have fun with food in the bedroom, but be a bit clever too.
Now where did I put that box of minty nipples?
Sadie xxx
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