Just because you’re a swinger doesn’t always mean there’s somebody available to shag, does it? No, that’s something we all know only too well!

Phone sex chat lines or whatever you’d like to call them are, in my opinion, one of the best inventions ever. No more sitting around wondering what to do, now it’s just a matter of pick up the phone and… well, let the fun begin.

Malc uses them quite a bit and now and then we make a call together. It’s fun, after all, so why not?

There are a few things you should be aware of:

Check Prices: Some lines charge far more than others without offering a better service. One of my favourites places to find good phone sex lines is The Daily Jolly.

Be Ready: Make sure you’re aroused when you call and have an idea of what kind of fantasy you want to talk about. Leaving it all up to the chat line worker just isn’t fair. She doesn’t know you and can’t guess at your tastes.

Understand the Fantasy: Unfortunately, some people get the wrong idea when they chat with the girls on the phone lines. Don’t ask them for dates, their home phone numbers or any other personal information. Remember, phone sex is a fantasy and that’s the way it has to be kept.

So now you know. Next time you’re at a loose end and the old porn mags and films just won’t cut it anymore, get dialling and masturbation will never be the same again

Sadie xxx

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