Laugh?! I nearly wet my knickers several times over!

A friend of mine dragged me along to his local swingers club last night because they were arranging a game of hoop-la. It was one of those affairs where those who wanted to play went to a specific room while the others just did their own thing but as Chris had decided beforehand that we were going for the game, that’s the room we headed for.

It was open to couples only, hence Chris’ insistence on my joining him, because the game just wouldn’t work if only two men turned up and a couple of dozen women, or vice versa.

I have to say, I’d never heard of it before, let alone played it but the title says it all, don’t you think? But in case you haven’t figured it out, what happens is the men all sit in a row on upright chairs, wank themselves up and then the ladies throw hoops. Once a lady ‘hoops’ a man, he’s hers for the evening.

Let me tell you, it was hilarious! I don’t know how many throws I had before I eventually hooped a guy and before of all the laughter, there were having to work hard a keeping themselves in a position to be hooped, if you know what I mean.

I ended up with a lovely fella of about 50 who certainly made me glad I’d hooped him so I’ve certainly no regrets.

After hearing about our escapades, Malc’s now hoping they’ll arrange a hoop-la evening at our club. But if not, we can always arrange a hoop-la evening of our own.

Sadie xxx