If there’s one thing that male swingers dislike about sex in clubs it’s that they can’t have a snooze after they’ve cum.

Y’see, the fact that men have a tendency to fall asleep within five minutes of reaching the finishing line isn’t anything personal, it’s because the male orgasm releases prolactin which is also found in breast milk and is responsible for sending babies to sleep after their feed.

I suppose you could say this is just another piece of proof that men never really grow up but I really would have thought that swingers clubs would have cottoned on to this by now, especially as most of them are owned by men, and provided ‘rest rooms’ where guys could go for half an hour after sex. That way they’d be far more lively and ready for action again so more women would go home feeling satisfied.

Perhaps I should start a club of my own with comfy rest rooms for the men? I mean, the ladies won’t even notice they’re gone because we’re more than capable of entertaining each other while we’re waiting for their return

Sadie xx

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