Shooting In The ‘Right’ Place

Blimey, it’s difficult coming up with titles for these posts sometimes. I know what I want to say, but it’s trying to say it without sounding too crude that’s the problem.

Anyway, today’s post is an answer to an email I’ve received. A woman wondered whether swingers clubs and parties are full of guys ’splashing’ on women’s faces, breasts etc.

My answer: NO!!

For one, it would be very disrespectful to do such a thing without first discussing it with the woman concerned, and two, it would make too much mess!

Condoms are the order of the day and men are expected to either cum whilst still inside the lady or, if oral sex or masturbation is taking place, to capture whatever he releases inside the condom.

As you all know, I’m no prude, but I’d certainly draw the line at having strangers shoot all over me and the beds and lord only knows where else. That just wouldn’t do at all. I wouldn’t want to use a bed that’s possibly had a pot load all over it, either.

If you’re a guy who thinks he can go along to a swingers club or party and do the kind of stuff you see in porno films then you might as well know now that you’ll be better off staying away. That kind of thing isn’t welcome and won’t be accepted.

If, on the other hand, you’re happy to collect your parcel and dispose of it neatly, everyone will be happy and you’ll undoubtedly be welcome back again.

Sadie xxx

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