Malc gave me a bottle last night. Not a big bottle, just a tiny brown bottle that he’d had some tablets in. He’d carefully removed the label and replaced it with one of his own that read “Sexy Pills – Take as Needed”.
“What on earth are these?” I thought, carefully pushing down the childproof top and turning it. Looking inside, I noticed lots of pieces of paper, all folded up into tiny squares about the size of an asprin.
I took one out and opened it. It read: “Give me this note then go to the bathroom and run a bath. I’ll be up in 10 minutes to scrub your back and massage whatever parts of your body you wish.”
Oooh… nice! I practically threw the note at Malc and was off the kitchen chair and up the stairs before you could spit, running a bath full of bubbles.
What came next? Use your imagination!
But if you’re looking for a way of perking up your love life, why not give your partner a bottle of “Sexy Pills”? I’m be he/she would love them!
Sadie xxx
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