Moaning, Groaning and Gobbling

I did a little opinion poll type thing at our club a while back. I asked a bunch of men and women what they like most for their partner to do in bed and while the women were very varied in their answers, the men all came up with the same two. Blow job and talk dirty.

Men love it when women moan and tell them to keep on doing whatever they’re doing because they’re the best and they love it when women give them a gobble.

I’m sorry, but I still find it difficult that men are so happy to let a complete stranger put her teeth anywhere near his dick. Either men are incredibly trusting or they’re ridiculously naïve. I haven’t quite decided on the answer, yet. I guess it depends on the man.

I asked Malc why he’d be happy to have a stranger put his dick in her mouth and he said that the sensation of being sucked is so good that it’s worth the risk, and that let’s face it, how many men actually get their dick’s bitten.

True enough. I haven’t heard of one. I’m still not sure I’d want to take the risk though.

Moaning and groaning and talking dirty I can understand, though. Men like to think they’re Gods in bed (come on guys, own up – there’s nothing wrong with that) so when a girl gets noisy, he knows he’s giving her the best time. He’d be pretty selfish if he was happy giving her a wbtm (wham bam thankyou ma’am), wouldn’t he?

I’m going home to do some moaning of my own now, and not the kind that has anything to do with the fact that he won’t have washed up after making the dinner (it’s his turn tonight). Oh no, this kind of moaning’s gonna be a whole lot more fun.

Sadie xxx

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talking dirty