On the way to work this morning, I got chatting with a friend of a swinging friend and she told me that her husband had suggested they try our local club but that she didn’t dare because of her age.
“Oh, no” I thought, immediately imagining that this was yet another person believing that anybody over 40 is too old to be enjoying the swinging lifestyle. Thankfully, that wasn’t the problem as hers was much easier to get passed.
The problem was that, being post-menopausal, she doesn’t self lubricate any more.
I told her that she’d been worrying about nothing because lubricants are always being used amongst swingers.
Almost all swingers will stick with water based lubes for massage purposes because we all know that oil-based products will damage condoms. With so much of it floating around already, the bottle she’d be carrying in her bag would hardly be noticed.
She certainly wouldn’t be alone. I’m in my mid thirties (and fast approaching MILF-dom according to the old geyser who runs this joint) and now and then I have trouble with lubrication, too. That’s why I always carry a bottle of Silicone Bodyfluid with me, which I whipped out of my handbag in order to prove to Helen that she’s not the only one.
Hopefully we’ll soon see her and her husband at the club. I’m keeping my fingers crossed because she’s one hell of a good-looking woman!
Sadie xxx
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