It’s Saturday afternoon and I’m relaxing before I jump in the shower to start preparing for an evening of sexy fun.

I’ve been invited to a private swinger’s party, and sooner or later you’ll be invited to one, too.

I remember my first ever private party. I turned up with a bottle of plonk, some sexy lingerie to change into and my husband on my arm. That was it. If only I’d known better.

Here’s a quick check list of handy things to take to a swinger’s party.

• Condoms
• Lingerie
• A towel
• A hairbrush
• A toothbrush/paste
• Intimate Cleansing Articles

If you’re staying overnight:

• A Sleeping Bag or Blankets
• A Pillow

Why you need condoms should be obvious. A lot of parties won’t even entertain guests who aren’t using them. Lingerie for women to change into. A towel either to wear around your waist if you’re a man, and to dry yourself on if need be. A hairbrush because after all that shagging your hair’s unlikely to still be looking good at midnight. A toothbrush/paste just in case you want to freshen up your breath and some intimate wipes … well, for obvious reasons. If you’re staying the night, you’ll want to be warm and comfortable.

Phone the hosts beforehand to ask whether there’s anything they’d like you to bring (drink, food, etc).

Take along a little something for the host couple as a token of your appreciation, too.

That’s it. I’m off to make myself look gorgeous for the horny men I’ll meet tonight.

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