Fruit’s good for you. In fact, it’s so good for you that the government recommend you eat at least 5 portions a day (you can mix it with veg but you know what I mean – it’s good for you).
But it’s not just good for eating straight from the fruit dish or as part of a salad; fruit’s great for getting sexy with, too.
Does the banana really need further introduction when it comes to its use in the bedroom? With or without its skin? I’m happy to use it either way: with its skin gives me more to thrust with but when its used without its skin and eaten straight out of the honey pot…mmmm… there’s something incredibly exciting about that!
But phallic shaped fruits aren’t the only fruits that can give cause for the bedroom windows to steam up. Cherries are a firm favourite in our house, too; a few pushed inside the vagina and then eaten out is an erotic experience for both partners.
Messy, mushy fruits can be spread over the breasts, vulva and penis and licked off. Try mashed peaches (ever noticed how they resemble a woman’s vulva?) or strawberries for this one.
My only warning is to be careful with what you push inside the vagina as any residue left could cause problems. Bananas are generally ok although you must be careful when using them unpeeled as they’ve been known to break off and fishing out the remains isn’t easy!
Remember that the membrane inside the vagina is sensitive so acidic fruits should be kept outside unless, as in the case of cherries, they have a thick skin that isn’t likely to break.
Next time you hear somebody say you should be getting at least five portions of fruit a day, head for the bedroom and have fun.
Oh, and don’t forget that bunch of grapes. The Romans knew how to be decadent!
Sadie xxx