Is it just me that’s behind the times or are there others out there who have never heard of clit clamps?
A friend phoned yesterday and told me she’d bought some and had tried them out the night before.
“What on earth are they?” I asked.
“Little metal clamps” she replied, an incredulous tone to her voice. “Have you never seen them?”
“Seen them??!! I’ve never even heard of them!”
Anyway, because my friend was so pleased at being able to teach me something, she jumped in her car and came over to our house, clit clamps in her bag, ready to give me the lesson of a lifetime.
Clit clamps look rather like hairpins with beads dangling from the end and are about 3 inches long. The can be opened to accommodate any size clit (mine’s not particularly large but Shelly’s is HUGE) but for comfort, it’s best to lube your clit a bit beforehand, either with your own juice if you’re already gagging for it, or some KY if you’re not (or are past the age where natural lube’s an option).
I imagined a clit clamp would be painful to wear but it isn’t. Obviously it gave the clit a bit of a squeeze–that’s the whole idea, after all–but I certainly wouldn’t describe it as painful.
Once it’s in place you just pull on gently on the beads (or have your partner do it) and WHAM! Before you know it you’re experiencing the orgasm of your life! Boy was I glad Shelly brought hers over! We had more fun with that little clip than I’ve had with any other sex toy for ages!
If you see them around, do yourself or your partner a favour and get one! It’ll be money well spent.
Sadie xxx