I’m one of those ladies who likes to feel nice and smooth down below although I have to admit it’s a bit of bind trying to keep things that way. But, I was always under the impression that men like to be able to give us ladies a good munch without getting hairs between their teeth but now I’m no longer sure.

I just happened to overhear a fella talking to his wife at club we visited on Wednesday night and he said something like:

“I’d love to invite Jenny to join us in a private room but her bald box puts me off”

Okay… so there was one guy who doesn’t like a clean shaven lady. Was he very much in the minority or what? I was curious and wanted to know what other men thought.

So the next day I phoned a good few male friends and asked them how they felt and I have to say I was surprised to learn that 6 out of 10 actually preferred a lady to have hair down below.

But how much hair?

There was no unanimous agreement on that one. A few of the men liked women to be totally natural while the others were split between having hair on the top but shaved around ‘the bits’ (a la the Brazilian) and one like hair everywhere but tidied up.

So there you go, ladies. Don’t just assume that all men want a lady to go naked down below.

Sadie xx

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Red! What a great colour!

I dressed entirely in red and black when Malc and I went out for dinner last night and the effect on Malc and — judging by the looks I was getting, various unknown males who should have been paying their own partners more attention — was amazing!

But what is it about red that makes us react that way?

I’m just guessing here, but I’ve a feeling it has something to do with it being the colour of the female body parts that are most associated with sex: our lips, nipples, and labia. The cheeks also become flushed red when we’re turned on, and red’s the colour of the blood that rushes to these body parts whenever the heat rises a notch or two.

It makes sense, doesn’t it?

What I do know without having to guess is that if a woman wants to guarantee some red hot bedroom action, red’s the way to go. Just wear something red and sensual in lace or satin, add some bright red lipstick and nail polish, a pair of sheer black stockings and he’ll be on his knees, begging for it.

Sadie xxx

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Everybody loves trivia so today I thought I’d offer you some sex trivia that I’ve collected over the past weeks.

Ok, let’s get going…

1. Did you know that apart from humans, dolphins are the only other mammals that have sex for fun? They even have foreplay in that the male gives the female a feel up round her…hmm… I’m not sure what you’d call it on a dolphin and I sure as hell can’t say between her legs, but you know where I mean, don’t you? Anyway, he does that before he gives her one.

2. I bet you didn’t know that the average man will have around 7,200 orgasms in the course of his life? And what’s more, he’ll have given himself half of them whilst having a wank!

3. Did you know that the blue whale’s penis is over 3 metres long? Talk about make your eyes water!

4. Next time you sit down for a bowl of cornflakes, give some thought to why they were first developed. Back in 1883, they were developed as a medicine to dampen the female libido. Masturbation was a sin back then (unless a doctor prescribed it as a treatment against hysteria!) and cornflakes were meant to prevent women from wanting to fiddle with themselves. That’s enough to put you off cornflakes for life, isn’t it?

5. The first dildo was probably made back in 500 bc and was made of wood. I just hope whoever used it didn’t get splinters!

That’s your lot for today. I’ll try to remember to give you some more bits of useless information another time.

Sadie xxx

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Once upon a time having a bikini wax meant having ’some’ of the hair removed so that nothing would escape from beneath the fabric of one’s bikini bottoms. Now? Rip it all out, baby!

Being a bit of a wimp, I held off for ages but knowing how much I enjoy the total smoothness of some of my lady friends, I finally gave in and spent yesterday afternoon at a salon having a Brazilian wax treatment. Every last hair was removed, front and back!

The feeling I’ve been left with is out of this world. Absolutely nothing can describe just how it feels to be baby smooth in the nether regions, and Malc can’t keep his hands (or his tongue) off!

But — and this has to be said — it’s painful! Not excruciatingly so, but certainly enough to make your eyes water! But then I suppose these things are relative to a person’s personal pain threshold. I personally find waxing my eyebrows reasonably painful, and let’s face it, your ‘downstairs’ is about 10 times more sensitive! Especially when the lady performing the waxing starts working on the area between the vulva! I did say every last hair would be removed, didn’t I?

If you’re happy to put up with some pain for the sake of beauty — and it does look beautiful, there’s no doubt about that — I’d highly recommend a Brazilian so why not treat yourself?

Sadie xxx

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Just because you’re a swinger doesn’t always mean there’s somebody available to shag, does it? No, that’s something we all know only too well!

Phone sex chat lines or whatever you’d like to call them are, in my opinion, one of the best inventions ever. No more sitting around wondering what to do, now it’s just a matter of pick up the phone and… well, let the fun begin.

Malc uses them quite a bit and now and then we make a call together. It’s fun, after all, so why not?

There are a few things you should be aware of:

Check Prices: Some lines charge far more than others without offering a better service. One of my favourites places to find good phone sex lines is The Daily Jolly.

Be Ready: Make sure you’re aroused when you call and have an idea of what kind of fantasy you want to talk about. Leaving it all up to the chat line worker just isn’t fair. She doesn’t know you and can’t guess at your tastes.

Understand the Fantasy: Unfortunately, some people get the wrong idea when they chat with the girls on the phone lines. Don’t ask them for dates, their home phone numbers or any other personal information. Remember, phone sex is a fantasy and that’s the way it has to be kept.

So now you know. Next time you’re at a loose end and the old porn mags and films just won’t cut it anymore, get dialling and masturbation will never be the same again

Sadie xxx

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Here are a few ‘did you knows’ to ponder.

An adult gorilla’s penis is only two inches long. Bet that’ll cheer up some of the lads around here

On the other hand, a rhinoceros has a penis that’s about two feet long! Glad I don’t have to deal with that one!

The sperm of a mouse is actually longer than the sperm of an elephant. Not that I’ve seen either, you understand.

The most successful X-rated movie of all time is Linda Lovelace’s ‘Deep Throat’. No surprise there!

Apparently, if you’re a male aged between 20 and 30 who ejaculates at least five times a week, there’s a significantly lower risk of your developing prostate cancer in later life. That’s reason enough to masturbate

The left testicle usually hangs lower than the right for right-handed men. The opposite is true for lefties. No, don’t run off yet to check. There’s more!

Egyptians inserted stones into their vagina to prevent pregnancy. Ouch!

According to the Kinsey Institute, half of the men raised on farms have had a sexual encounter with an animal. Hmmm…. my Malc’s a country boy!

According to statistics, Australian women are the most likely to have sex on the first date. (Now now, lads – that’s no reason to start planning immigration)

Great conversation starters, aren’t they?

Sadie xxx

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There’s no two ways about it: Men Love Porn!

And what’s more, women being the show offs that they are, generally love starring in them. Private porn films, that is.

As the cost of digital video equipment has dropped considerably recently, the opportunity to make personal pornography has increased so if you have some cash going spare that you’d like to put to good use, I suggest you buy a digital film recorder and start having some fun.

Malc and I often invite a few friends round to take part in our personal filming sessions. They’ve known us long enough to be sure the films aren’t going to end up on the Internet or under the counter of some seedy video shop, so we’re all able to relax together and have a lot of fun.

One of the guys is generally behind the camera while the girls and remaining guys have fun on the bed, in the living room, or–if we visit a swinging couple we’re friends with and who have a farm–out in the fields. The guys take turns behind the camera so everybody gets to be in the film. Nobody wants to miss out on the action, after all.

Most of the men I’ve encountered in this way have been hugely turned on by directing a porno film. I think it’s something to do with the control; that they get to tell the others to “open their legs just a little bit wider” and “try to get a bit more of him in your mouth, sweetheart”. And for the girls, being directed is generally a big turn on, too!

You don’t need special props or lighting–nobody’s expecting a professional result–you just need to dress yourself up, use your imagination and have oodles of fun.

Make a film with just two of you, or invite friends along. Whatever you choose, I bet it won’t be long after the camera comes out before the heat’s as hot as it gets!

Sadie xxx

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You probably won’t believe this of me but until this week, I’d never read an erotic novel. Strange, isn’t it?

On Tuesday (at least, I think it was Tuesday), I was driving back from a trip to Liverpool and, like you do, I stopped off at a motorway services. After having the obligatory pee, I decided to get something to read to take with me to Burger King so wandered over to the shop with its rows and rows of paperbacks. All the usual candidates were there: The DaVinci Code and other chart toppers, a row full of historical sagas, lots of chicklit and, right at the top, erotica!

One book in particular grabbed my attention so I pulled it down, gave it a quick flick through, decided I wanted it, and off I went. After paying for it, of course.

Well, I have to say that it was HOT! I sat in Burger King for two solid hours just because I couldn’t pull myself away from the story and every decent looking bloke who stood in the queue became a candidate for some hot, gratuitous sex.

Malc couldn’t believe it when I got home. I’m usually well and truly cream-crackered after a long drive but this time all I wanted to do was rip his clothes off and shag him there and then on the kitchen floor (the table’s too rickety - must get a new one!).

All I can say is if you haven’t yet picked up one of these novels, it’s about time you did. You just don’t know what you’re missing!

Sadie xxx

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This job is, without a shadow of doubt, one of the best I’ve ever had. The people are great fun, the atmosphere’s second to none and even the pay’s decent. But do you know what I really like about this job? You lot!

I love the feedback I get. I’ve had emails telling me how much you look forward to reading my posts, emails thanking me for some piece of advice I’ve given that’s helped you along the swinging path, and sometimes the mail is just to say hi and to let me know that you’re out there.

We had to turn off the comments because, unfortunately, they were getting spammed. As you can no doubt imagine, the world and his ferret soon realised how popular this blog is and decided it’d be a good place to leave their crap advertisements for viagra, cialis, second rate porn sites and all sorts of junk you’d never believe. It’s a shame because it would have been great to have your feedback through the comments, but I just don’t have the time to keep clearing out the rubbish.

BUT… because I like to know how you feel about the blog, I’m always happy to receive email. If you’d like to drop me a line at any time, please feel free to do so on “sadie [at] adult-connexxxions [dot] co [dot] uk”. I’ve had to split the addy up like that because of the spam bots, but you can figure out how to use it, can’t you?

Looking forward to hearing from you.

Sadie xxx

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I’ve always known that quite a few men use the services of prostitutes, not only because I’ve had friends who have had partners who have done it but because I have a friend who’s an escort and I know how busy she is, but that it was as high as 1 in 10 shocks me a bit.

That’s not a figure that’s been pulled out of a hat – it’s part of the results of a serious study of sexually transmitted diseases undertaken by the British Medical Journal.

Of those 1 in 10 men who pay for sex, half of them have used the services of prostitutes while abroad and 40% have use local services. Unbelievable, eh? Half while abroad? Is there something about travelling that makes men horny or what?

It’s not all bad though, because 58% of them have only ever done it once. I could forgive Malc one slip-up, but if he regularly used prostitutes and escorts then I’m afraid he’d soon be sending out change of address cards. Because 47% of those who have paid for sex have done while in a relationship, y’see.

I’ve no doubt there are a few people out there wondering why I would be bothered by this when I’m happy to let my other half go off to have sex with other women anyway, but believe me, what we do as swingers is something entirely different to him going behind my back and paying for a shag with our hard earned money!

It isn’t just about sex!

Sadie xx

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